"When I grow up and get married, I'm going to name my husband Cookie Man.
Then, our family will be called the Cookie Family! Our last name will be Cookie.
My children will get to eat cookies all the time, and they'll love cookies so. much.
I'll still even love cookies, just like I do now. I'll get to eat as many as I want."
Also, Mama Is (love her, love her, love her...formerly known as Hathor Cow-goddess)'s new breastfeeding cartoons are so fitting for me right now: